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Fanfic is a wonderful thing. Where else can you read a phrase like this:
Nothing says, "I'm a free man," like a pair of slutty underwear, or so his reasoning went.
Protection by the Hoyden
Gibbs/DiNozzo, trust me, you will laugh. Don't try to drink any hot beverages while you read this.
Nothing says, "I'm a free man," like a pair of slutty underwear, or so his reasoning went.
Protection by the Hoyden
Gibbs/DiNozzo, trust me, you will laugh. Don't try to drink any hot beverages while you read this.