"My point is, your underwear shouldn't be antique."

[sdani]

Fanfic is a wonderful thing.  Where else can you read a phrase like this:

Nothing says, "I'm a free man," like a pair of slutty underwear, or so his reasoning went.

Protection by the Hoyden

Gibbs/DiNozzo, trust me, you will laugh.  Don't try to drink any hot beverages while you read this.